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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am out sick and giving my immune system the floor. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. A reply will follow when normal operations resume. For immediate assistance, speak with the shift supervisor. Thank you for understanding.
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