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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am away recovering, which currently outranks email etiquette. Operational chaos is expected; personalized chaos management is delayed. I will respond as soon as practical after I am back. For immediate assistance, speak with the shift supervisor. Thank you for accommodating the delay.
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