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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am currently unavailable while I attempt to become a person again. Brand crises should be confirmed as actual crises before being escalated. I will return to this message after my absence ends. For urgent approvals, use the designated producer or account contact. Thank you for accommodating the delay.
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