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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am currently focused on family leave and aggressively inconsistent sleep. If a guest says it is definitely an emergency, please verify that with an adult. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. For immediate assistance, speak with the shift supervisor. Thank you for understanding.
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