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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. Responses will resume after my return. For immediate assistance, speak with the shift supervisor. I appreciate your patience.
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