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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am away recovering with all the glamour of cold medicine. Budget drama, calendar gymnastics, and status updates may proceed without me. I will review this once I have returned. Immediate concerns can be routed to the department lead. Thanks for your flexibility.
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