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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am out of office for reasons that are boring but fully valid. Operational chaos is expected; personalized chaos management is delayed. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. Urgent service matters belong with the current operations lead. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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