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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am out of office for standard logistical nonsense. Bookings, shifts, and customer theatrics will continue without my live commentary. I promise a response later, assuming the vibes improve. Urgent service matters belong with the current operations lead. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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