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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. Event logistics, service hiccups, and inventory nerves can be triaged locally first. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. Urgent service matters belong with the current operations lead. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.

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