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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. A delayed answer is coming once I clock back into reality. Urgent service matters belong with the current operations lead. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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