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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am offline restoring my nervous system to factory-ish settings. Please assume turnaround times are paused while I am off the clock on purpose. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. If the matter truly cannot wait, text the approved urgent contact number. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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