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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am away because the previous pace was illegal in several dimensions. Any request involving a discount, rush fee waiver, or vague miracle should wait. A delayed answer is coming once I clock back into reality. If the matter truly cannot wait, text the approved urgent contact number. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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