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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am away recovering, which currently outranks email etiquette. The codebase has endured worse than my temporary disappearance. A response will appear after I stumble back into professional society. For incidents, follow the documented escalation path and spare the heroics. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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