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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am away on medical leave and pretending soup is a strategy. Product decisions should avoid being made in the comments while I am gone. A delayed answer is coming once I clock back into reality. For incidents, follow the documented escalation path and spare the heroics. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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