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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am away on medical leave and pretending soup is a strategy. If inspiration has become an emergency, that sounds suspicious already. A delayed answer is coming once I clock back into reality. Urgent requests belong with the producer, not my temporary disappearance. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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