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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am attending a conference and being professionally over-scheduled. The campaign will still exist when I return with marginally better instincts. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. Urgent requests belong with the producer, not my temporary disappearance. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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