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This autoresponder confirms I have escaped my desk with confidence. I am attending a conference and being professionally over-scheduled. Creative panic is not automatically productive just because it is loud. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. Immediate project needs should be routed to the active creative lead. Appreciate your patience while I remain gloriously unavailable.
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