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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am at a conference collecting badges, lanyards, and secondhand jargon. Please allow the draft to age before demanding a miracle pass. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. Urgent requests belong with the producer, not my temporary disappearance. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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