Sick Leave messages

I am out of office at the moment and will respond when I return. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’ve left the office and will follow up later. This has been escalated to the universe.

I’m offline for a while and will respond in due time. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m currently elsewhere and will reply when possible. This message has been gently set aside.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will reply eventually. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m offline for a while and will respond when I return. I am observing email from a distance.

I am out of office at the moment and will follow up later. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I’m offline for a while and will follow up shortly. This has been noted for future consideration.

I’m currently out of the office and will respond when I return. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I’m not available right now and will follow up upon my return. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m currently out of the office and will respond when appropriate. I am practicing strategic silence.

I’m currently unreachable and will get back to you shortly. Your message has been spiritually acknowledged.

I’m currently unreachable and will get to this later. Your message has been spiritually acknowledged.

I’m currently unreachable and will follow up upon my return. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I am away from my desk and will reply as soon as I’m back. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I am away from my desk and will respond when appropriate. This felt important, so I will ignore it carefully.

I’m away for a bit and will follow up upon my return. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I’ve taken a break from email and will respond when possible.

I’m currently offline and will follow up upon my return. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I’m currently unreachable and will respond when possible. I am temporarily allergic to email.

I’m currently offline and will get to this later. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.

I am temporarily unavailable and will circle back soon. Your patience is noted.

I’m currently out of the office and will reply as soon as I’m back. I am currently winning at not replying.

I’ve taken a break from email and will get to this later. This felt important, so I will ignore it carefully.