Burnout ash settles Moodboards breathe alone Inbox later, maybe
Burnout ash settles Moodboards breathe alone Inbox later, maybe
Excuses for every flavor of disappearing.
A pile to choose from
1504 excuses ready to help you disappear for a bit.
Burnout ash settles Moodboards breathe alone Inbox later, maybe
Burnout ash settles Guests still ring the bell Inbox later, maybe
Burnout ash settles Servers blink without me Inbox later, maybe
Burnout ash settles Stakeholders wait politely Inbox later, maybe
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the ordinary workflow can wait, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was a…
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this dela…
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the moodboard militia can wait, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was a…
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the service floor can keep the beat, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay w…
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the stakeholder circus can wait, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was a…
Burnout ash settles Routine work drifts by Reply upon return
Burnout ash settles Invoices nap softly Reply upon return
Burnout ash settles Moodboards breathe alone Reply upon return
Burnout ash settles Guests still ring the bell Reply upon return
Burnout ash settles Servers blink without me Reply upon return
Burnout ash settles Stakeholders wait politely Reply upon return
Your email has arrived during my burnout leave, which is bold. I will respond when my brain stops filing formal complaints.
A certain assistant in Victoria who vanished without a trace Their replies are delayed as nothing progresses Expect a response at a later place
A busy developer from Kelowna who vanished without a trace Their replies are delayed with patience required They’ll answer when back in the race
There once was a coordinator in Portland who vanished without a trace Their replies are delayed with patience required Expect a response at a later place
There once was a manager in Vancouver who vanished without a trace Their replies are delayed with silence that lingers Replies will resume in due pace
There once was a worker from Portland who vanished without a trace The emails pile high with silence that lingers Expect a response at a later place
Day fades without reply No replies will follow soon Reply arrives someday
Day fades without reply I return when I return Patience wins this round