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This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the usual follow-up c…

This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the usual follow-up can sit tight, with polite little daggers of thought, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment…

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I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the ordinary workflow can…

I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the ordinary workflow can wait, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…

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This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the invoice parade ca…

This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the invoice parade can stay put, with polite little daggers of thought, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment b…

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I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the quick tweaks can queue…

I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this de…

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This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the revision spiral c…

This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the revision spiral can idle, with polite little daggers of thought, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both…

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I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the moodboard militia can…

I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the moodboard militia can wait, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…

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This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the booking board can…

This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the booking board can hold the line, with polite little daggers of thought, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgme…

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I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the service floor can keep…

I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the service floor can keep the beat, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay…

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This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the deploy chatter ca…

This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, with polite little daggers of thought, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgmen…

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I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the bug parade can hold th…

I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay wa…

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This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the approval parade c…

This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the approval parade can hold, with polite little daggers of thought, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both…

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I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the stakeholder circus can…

I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the stakeholder circus can wait, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…

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This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the usual follow-up can…

This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the usual follow-up can sit tight, with polite little daggers of thought, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment b…

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I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the ordinary workflow ca…

I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the ordinary workflow can wait, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay wa…

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This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the invoice parade can…

This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the invoice parade can stay put, with polite little daggers of thought, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment bot…

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I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the quick tweaks can que…

I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this…

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This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the revision spiral can…

This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the revision spiral can idle, with polite little daggers of thought, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both s…

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I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the moodboard militia ca…

I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the moodboard militia can wait, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay wa…

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This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the booking board can h…

This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the booking board can hold the line, with polite little daggers of thought, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment…

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I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the service floor can ke…

I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the service floor can keep the beat, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this del…

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This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the deploy chatter can…

This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, with polite little daggers of thought, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment…

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I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the bug parade can hold…

I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay…

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This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the approval parade can…

This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the approval parade can hold, with polite little daggers of thought, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both s…

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I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the stakeholder circus c…

I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the stakeholder circus can wait, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay w…

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