Excuses for every flavor of disappearing.
A pile to choose from
1812 excuses ready to help you disappear for a bit.
This inbox now weathers a scheduled retreat, While the usual follow-up can sit tight, with polite little daggers of thought, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgmen…
I've wandered away for a general break, And the ordinary workflow can wait, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was a…
This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the usual follow-up can sit tight, with polite little daggers of thought, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment bot…
I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the ordinary workflow can wait, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…
This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the usual follow-up can sit tight, with polite little daggers of thought, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgme…
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the ordinary workflow can wait, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…
This inbox now weathers a nursery uprising, While the usual follow-up can sit tight, with polite little daggers of thought, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment…
I've wandered away for a baby-run state, And the ordinary workflow can wait, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…
This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the usual follow-up can sit tight, with polite little daggers of thought, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment…
I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the ordinary workflow can wait, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…
This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the usual follow-up can sit tight, with polite little daggers of thought, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment b…
I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the ordinary workflow can wait, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay wa…
Calendar haze lingers Ordinary tasks hold still Patience earns a reply
General absence Routine work drifts by Read the calendar, thanks
Expo lights hum low Ordinary tasks hold still Patience earns a reply
Conference badge swings Routine work drifts by Read the calendar, thanks
Quiet repair begins Ordinary tasks hold still Patience earns a reply
Burnout ash settles Routine work drifts by Read the calendar, thanks
Parental leave sings loud Ordinary tasks hold still Patience earns a reply
Tiny footsteps rule Routine work drifts by Read the calendar, thanks
Cold medicine holds court Ordinary tasks hold still Patience earns a reply
Sick leave dims the room Routine work drifts by Read the calendar, thanks
Vacation mode engaged Ordinary tasks hold still Patience earns a reply
Vacation shoreline Routine work drifts by Read the calendar, thanks