Excuses for "standard"

I’ve taken a break from email and will respond when possible. I have delegated this to future me.

I’m currently out of the office and will respond when possible. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.

I’ve taken a break from email and will respond in due course. I am practicing strategic silence.

I am away from my desk and will respond in due course. I am currently winning at not replying.

I’m currently unreachable and will reply as soon as I’m back. I have seen your email and made a note of it in my mind palace.

I am temporarily unavailable and will get back to you shortly. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I’m away for a bit and will follow up upon my return. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m currently offline and will reply as soon as I’m back. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.

I’ve taken a break from email and will get back to you shortly. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I am away from my desk and will respond when possible. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.

I’m currently unreachable and will get back to you shortly. I have seen your email and made a note of it in my mind palace.

I’m away for a bit and will reply as soon as I’m back. I have seen your email and made a note of it in my mind palace.

I am temporarily unavailable and will circle back soon. Your patience is noted.

I’ve taken a break from email and will get back to you shortly. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.

I’m currently unreachable and will respond in due course. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m currently out of the office and will respond when appropriate. This felt important, so I will ignore it carefully.

I am temporarily unavailable and will reply when I’m available again. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’ve stepped away from email and will get to this later.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond in due course. Your patience is noted.

I’m currently out of the office and will reply when I’m available again. I am currently winning at not replying.

I am away from my desk and will get to this later. I am practicing strategic silence.

I’m not available right now and will respond when appropriate. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I’m currently out of the office and will respond when possible. I am currently winning at not replying.

I’ve stepped away from email and will respond when appropriate.