Excuses for "standard"

I’m currently out of the office and will respond when possible. I am practicing strategic silence.

I am out of office and will follow up upon my return. I am currently winning at not replying.

I’ve stepped away from email and will get back to you shortly. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I’ve taken a break from email and will reply when I’m available again. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.

I’m currently out of the office and will circle back soon. This felt important, so I will ignore it carefully.

I’m not available right now and will respond when possible. I am temporarily allergic to email.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond when I return. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m currently offline and will get back to you shortly. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I am away from my desk and will reply as soon as I’m back. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I’m currently out of the office and will get back to you shortly. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m currently out of the office and will circle back soon. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I’m currently unreachable and will respond when I return. I am temporarily allergic to email.

I’m away for a bit and will get back to you shortly. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m currently out of the office and will respond when appropriate. I am temporarily allergic to email.

I am away from my desk and will respond when appropriate. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m not available right now and will reply as soon as I’m back. I am practicing strategic silence.

I’m away for a bit and will respond when I return. I am practicing strategic silence.

I’m currently offline and will respond when possible. I am currently winning at not replying.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond when appropriate. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I’m currently unreachable and will respond in due course. I have delegated this to future me.

I’m currently unreachable and will follow up upon my return.

I’m currently offline and will get to this later. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.

I’m currently offline and will get back to you shortly. I am currently winning at not replying.

I am away from my desk and will respond in due course. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.