Excuses for "standard"

I’m not available right now and will circle back soon.

I’m currently unreachable and will respond when I return.

I’ve taken a break from email and will respond in due course. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m not available right now and will respond when possible. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’ve taken a break from email and will respond when possible. I am currently winning at not replying.

I’m currently out of the office and will circle back soon. I am currently winning at not replying.

I am away from my desk and will reply when I’m available again. I have seen your email and made a note of it in my mind palace.

I’m away for a bit and will reply when I’m available again. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.

I’m currently unreachable and will circle back soon. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m not available right now and will follow up upon my return. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m away for a bit and will respond when I return. Your patience is noted.

I’m currently out of the office and will respond when appropriate. I am practicing strategic silence.

I’m currently unreachable and will get back to you shortly. Your message has been spiritually acknowledged.

I’m currently unreachable and will get to this later. Your message has been spiritually acknowledged.

I’m not available right now and will get to this later. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I’m currently unreachable and will follow up upon my return. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’ve taken a break from email and will circle back soon. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m not available right now and will get to this later. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I am away from my desk and will reply as soon as I’m back. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I am away from my desk and will respond when appropriate. This felt important, so I will ignore it carefully.

I’m away for a bit and will follow up upon my return. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I am away from my desk and will circle back soon. I have seen your email and made a note of it in my mind palace.

I’m not available right now and will follow up upon my return. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I am out of office and will circle back soon. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.