Excuses for "standard"

I’m temporarily unavailable and will reply eventually. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will reply once I’m back. This email has been sacrificed to the inbox gods.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will follow up shortly. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I’m currently elsewhere and will reply once I’m back. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’m currently away from my desk and will respond when I can. I am actively not thinking about this.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will respond when I return. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I am out of office at the moment and will respond when I can. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reply once I’m back. A panel of experts will review this.

I’m currently away from my desk and will respond in due time. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I am currently not available and will respond in due time. I have acknowledged your message internally.

I’m offline for a while and will respond when I can. I am actively not thinking about this.

I’m currently away from my desk and will follow up shortly. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’ve taken time away from email and will get back to you soon. I am actively not thinking about this.

I’m away from email and will respond when I can. I have emotionally processed your email.

I’ve taken time away from email and will respond when I return. I am practicing intentional delay.

I’m offline for a while and will respond when I return. I am observing email from a distance.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reply eventually. This has been noted for future consideration.

I am out of office at the moment and will follow up later. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I’ve left the office and will reply when possible. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I’m away from email and will reply once I’m back. This message has been gently set aside.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will respond in due time.

I’m currently away from my desk and will respond when I can. A random number generator will decide next steps.

I’m currently elsewhere and will follow up later. A decision will be made eventually, probably.

I’ve taken time away from email and will get back to you soon. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).