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1011 excuses ready to help you disappear for a bit.
I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay wa…
This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the approval parade can hold, with my calendar tastefully stacked, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both sta…
I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the stakeholder circus can wait, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…