Excuses for "standard"

I’ve taken time away from email and will respond when I can. I have archived this in my subconscious.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will follow up shortly. I am observing email from a distance.

I’m currently elsewhere and will reconnect when I return. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I’m away from email and will respond when I return. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’ve left the office and will follow up shortly.

I’ve left the office and will respond when I return. The void is currently handling all correspondence.

I’m currently elsewhere and will reply when possible. I have gone feral and will return later.

I’ve taken time away from email and will get back to you soon. I have acknowledged your message internally.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will respond in due time.

I’m currently elsewhere and will reply when possible. I have outsourced this to my future self.

I’m away from email and will respond when I can.

I am currently not available and will respond when I can. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I am currently not available and will respond when I can. A pigeon has been notified.

I’m offline for a while and will follow up later. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I’m currently away from my desk and will follow up later. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’ve left the office and will follow up later. I have submitted this to an imaginary committee.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will respond when I return. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I’m away from email and will get back to you soon. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I am out of office at the moment and will get back to you soon. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’m away from email and will reply once I’m back. A decision will be made eventually, probably.

I’m currently away from my desk and will reply when possible.

I’m currently away from my desk and will reply eventually. I have emotionally processed your email.

I’m currently away from my desk and will get back to you soon. I am existing outside normal communication channels.

I’m currently away from my desk and will follow up later. I have submitted this to an imaginary committee.