Excuses for "parental leave"

This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, with the energy of a small electrical fire, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my ju…

I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with raccoon-grade leadership flair, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay w…

This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the approval parade can hold, with the energy of a small electrical fire, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment…

I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the stakeholder circus can wait, with raccoon-grade leadership flair, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay wa…

Cold medicine holds court Ordinary tasks hold still Chaos will email back

Cold medicine holds court Client tweaks queue in shame Chaos will email back

Cold medicine holds court Briefs wait for brighter chaos Chaos will email back

Cold medicine holds court Shift radios crackle on Chaos will email back

Cold medicine holds court Bugs pace the staging hall Chaos will email back

Cold medicine holds court Slide decks miss my keyboard Chaos will email back

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