Excuses for "standard"

I’m offline for a while and will reconnect when I return.

I’ve left the office and will respond when I can. This message has been gently set aside.

I’m currently elsewhere and will reply eventually. I am actively not thinking about this.

I’m currently away from my desk and will reply eventually. I have gone feral and will return later.

I’m currently elsewhere and will reconnect when I return. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will reply once I’m back.

I’ve left the office and will respond when I can. I have emotionally processed your email.

I’m away from email and will reply eventually.

I’ve left the office and will respond when I return. This message has been gently set aside.

I’ve left the office and will reply once I’m back. This message has been eaten by time.

I am currently not available and will reconnect when I return. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I’m offline for a while and will respond when I return. This message has been eaten by time.

I’m currently elsewhere and will follow up shortly. I have acknowledged your message internally.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will respond when I can. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reply once I’m back. I have submitted this to an imaginary committee.

I’m currently away from my desk and will reply when possible. I am actively not thinking about this.

I am out of office at the moment and will reply when possible.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will follow up shortly. I have emotionally processed your email.

I am currently not available and will follow up later. I have dissolved into pure absence.

I’m away from email and will reply eventually. I have acknowledged your message internally.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will reconnect when I return. I am existing outside normal communication channels.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will respond in due time. A random number generator will decide next steps.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will reply once I’m back. I am practicing intentional delay.

I’ve left the office and will get back to you soon. This is now in the hands of fate.