Excuses for "standard"

I’ve taken time away from email and will follow up later. All messages are currently being judged silently.

I am out of office at the moment and will respond when I can. I am practicing intentional delay.

I’m currently away from my desk and will reply eventually. This is now in the hands of fate.

I’m away from email and will respond when I return. This has been handed off to destiny.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will reply when possible. The void is currently handling all correspondence.

I’ve left the office and will respond when I return.

I’m away from email and will reply when possible. I am practicing intentional delay.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will respond when I return. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I am out of office at the moment and will follow up shortly. I have emotionally processed your email.

I’ve left the office and will respond in due time. I have acknowledged your message internally.

I’m offline for a while and will respond when I return. This message has been gently set aside.

I’m currently away from my desk and will respond when I return. This message has been eaten by time.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will reply eventually. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I am currently not available and will respond in due time. I am existing outside normal communication channels.

I am out of office at the moment and will reconnect when I return. I am existing outside normal communication channels.

I am currently not available and will get back to you soon. This has been noted for future consideration.

I’ve left the office and will get back to you soon.

I am out of office at the moment and will respond when I return. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will follow up shortly. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m offline for a while and will follow up shortly. This message has been gently set aside.

I’ve left the office and will respond in due time.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will follow up later.

I’m currently elsewhere and will respond in due time. This has been noted for future consideration.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will respond when I can. Your message will be handled accordingly.