Excuses for "standard"

I’ve left the office and will follow up shortly. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reply when possible. I am no longer bound by email.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will respond when I can. I have outsourced this to my future self.

I’ve taken time away from email and will respond when I return. I have acknowledged your message internally.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will reply when possible.

I am currently not available and will reply eventually. I have emotionally processed your email.

I’m currently away from my desk and will respond when I can. This message has been eaten by time.

I’m currently away from my desk and will reply eventually. A pigeon has been notified.

I’m away from email and will get back to you soon. A panel of experts will review this.

I am currently not available and will respond when I return. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I am out of office at the moment and will reply when possible. I have emotionally processed your email.

I’m away from email and will follow up shortly. I am observing email from a distance.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reply when possible. I have archived this in my subconscious.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will follow up shortly. I am actively not thinking about this.

I’m away from email and will respond in due time. This has been noted for future consideration.

I’ve left the office and will respond when I can.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will follow up shortly. The void is currently handling all correspondence.

I’m away from email and will respond when I return. This has been noted for future consideration.

I’m offline for a while and will reply eventually. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I’m offline for a while and will respond in due time. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’ve taken time away from email and will respond in due time. I am practicing intentional delay.

I am out of office at the moment and will follow up later. I have acknowledged your message internally.

I’m away from email and will respond in due time. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I’m currently elsewhere and will respond when I return. Your message will be handled accordingly.