Excuses for "standard"

I’m offline for a while and will respond in due time. I have archived this in my subconscious.

I am out of office at the moment and will respond in due time. I am actively not thinking about this.

I am currently not available and will reply eventually. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I am currently not available and will get back to you soon. A pigeon has been notified.

I’ve left the office and will reply eventually. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reply eventually. I am practicing intentional delay.

I’ve left the office and will follow up later. I have emotionally processed your email.

I’ve left the office and will respond in due time. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m currently away from my desk and will reply once I’m back.

I’ve taken time away from email and will get back to you soon. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I’m currently elsewhere and will reply when possible. A panel of experts will review this.

I’ve left the office and will reply eventually. A decision will be made eventually, probably.

I’m currently elsewhere and will reply when possible. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m currently away from my desk and will respond in due time. I am no longer bound by email.

I’m currently elsewhere and will get back to you soon. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I’m offline for a while and will follow up shortly. I am practicing intentional delay.

I am currently not available and will reconnect when I return.

I am currently not available and will reply when possible. This message has been eaten by time.

I am out of office at the moment and will follow up shortly. I am observing email from a distance.

I’m away from email and will reconnect when I return. I have emotionally processed your email.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will reply when possible. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I am out of office at the moment and will follow up later. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I am currently not available and will respond in due time. I am practicing intentional delay.

I’m offline for a while and will get back to you soon. This message has been gently set aside.