Excuses for "vacation"

I’m currently out of the office and will respond in due course. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m currently unreachable and will get back to you shortly. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m away for a bit and will reply when I’m available again. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m away for a bit and will follow up upon my return.

I am away from my desk and will respond when possible. Your message has been spiritually acknowledged.

I’m away for a bit and will respond when I return. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I’m not available right now and will reply as soon as I’m back. Your patience is noted.

I’m currently unreachable and will get to this later. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m currently offline and will respond when appropriate. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I am out of office and will circle back soon. I am practicing strategic silence.

I’m currently out of the office and will follow up upon my return. I have delegated this to future me.

I’m currently offline and will respond when appropriate.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond when possible. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’ve stepped away from email and will follow up upon my return. I am temporarily allergic to email.

I’m currently offline and will circle back soon. I am temporarily allergic to email.

I’ve taken a break from email and will respond when appropriate. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I am away from my desk and will get to this later. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I have left the chat. Permanently? TBD.

I’m away and will reply eventually. No promises.

I am out of office and ignoring reality.

I have stepped away and taken logic with me.

I am currently away and will reply as soon as I return.

I’ve received your email and will respond in a timeline that suits me.

I am out of office and choosing peace over productivity.