Excuses for "standard"

I’m temporarily unavailable and will respond in due time. I am practicing intentional delay.

I am currently not available and will follow up later. I have acknowledged your message internally.

I’m away from email and will reply when possible. Reality has been paused.

I am currently not available and will get back to you soon. A decision will be made eventually, probably.

I’ve taken time away from email and will respond in due time. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m offline for a while and will reconnect when I return. I am observing email from a distance.

I am currently not available and will follow up later. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I’m currently elsewhere and will follow up shortly. I am observing email from a distance.

I’ve left the office and will reconnect when I return. All messages are currently being judged silently.

I am currently not available and will get back to you soon. A panel of experts will review this.

I’m currently away from my desk and will reconnect when I return. The void is currently handling all correspondence.

I’ve left the office and will reconnect when I return. I am observing email from a distance.

I’m away from email and will respond when I can. I am actively not thinking about this.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reply eventually. A pigeon has been notified.

I’m currently elsewhere and will respond when I can. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’ve left the office and will get back to you soon. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I am out of office at the moment and will reconnect when I return.

I am currently not available and will reply once I’m back. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will follow up later. I am actively not thinking about this.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reply eventually. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I’m away from email and will follow up later. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I’m currently elsewhere and will respond when I return. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I am out of office at the moment and will reply once I’m back. A random number generator will decide next steps.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will follow up shortly. This message has been eaten by time.