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I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the quick tweaks can que…

I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And preten…

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This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the revision spiral can…

This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the revision spiral can idle, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment bot…

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I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the moodboard militia ca…

I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the moodboard militia can wait, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this d…

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This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the booking board can h…

This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the booking board can hold the line, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgm…

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I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the service floor can ke…

I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the service floor can keep the beat, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend t…

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This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the deploy chatter can…

This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgme…

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I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the bug parade can hold…

I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the bug parade can hold the fort, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this…

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This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the approval parade can…

This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the approval parade can hold, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment bot…

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I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the stakeholder circus c…

I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the stakeholder circus can wait, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this…

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I've wandered away for a general break, And the ordinary workflow can w…

I've wandered away for a general break, And the ordinary workflow can wait, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was a…

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I've wandered away for a general break, And the quick tweaks can queue…

I've wandered away for a general break, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this dela…

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I've wandered away for a general break, And the moodboard militia can w…

I've wandered away for a general break, And the moodboard militia can wait, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was a…

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I've wandered away for a general break, And the service floor can keep…

I've wandered away for a general break, And the service floor can keep the beat, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay w…

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I've wandered away for a general break, And the bug parade can hold the…

I've wandered away for a general break, And the bug parade can hold the fort, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…

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I've wandered away for a general break, And the stakeholder circus can…

I've wandered away for a general break, And the stakeholder circus can wait, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was a…

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This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the usual follow-up can s…

This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the usual follow-up can sit tight, while the moon audits all of my choices, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment b…

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the ordinary workflow can…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the ordinary workflow can wait, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was a…

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This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the invoice parade can st…

This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the invoice parade can stay put, while the moon audits all of my choices, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment bot…

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the quick tweaks can queue…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this del…

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This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the revision spiral can i…

This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the revision spiral can idle, while the moon audits all of my choices, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both s…

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the moodboard militia can…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the moodboard militia can wait, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was a…

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This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the booking board can hol…

This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the booking board can hold the line, while the moon audits all of my choices, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment…

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the service floor can keep…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the service floor can keep the beat, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay…

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This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the deploy chatter can pa…

This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, while the moon audits all of my choices, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment…

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