Excuses for "standard"

I’m away from email and will follow up shortly. I have emotionally processed your email.

I’m currently away from my desk and will get back to you soon. I have entered airplane mode spiritually.

I am out of office at the moment and will follow up shortly. This has been escalated to the universe.

I am out of office at the moment and will respond when I return.

I’m offline for a while and will get back to you soon. The void is currently handling all correspondence.

I’m currently elsewhere and will respond when I return. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’ve taken time away from email and will reconnect when I return. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m currently elsewhere and will respond when I can. I am observing email from a distance.

I’m offline for a while and will reply eventually. I have emotionally processed your email.

I am currently not available and will reply once I’m back. I have acknowledged your message internally.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will follow up later. This message has been gently set aside.

I’m currently away from my desk and will get back to you soon. I have outsourced this to my future self.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will reply once I’m back. I have outsourced this to my future self.

I’m away from email and will respond when I can. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will respond in due time. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’m currently away from my desk and will follow up shortly. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I am out of office at the moment and will follow up shortly. A pigeon has been notified.

I am currently not available and will reply when possible.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will follow up later. I am existing outside normal communication channels.

I’m currently away from my desk and will reconnect when I return. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I’m currently elsewhere and will reply once I’m back. I have acknowledged your message internally.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will respond when I can. I am observing email from a distance.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will reply when possible. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’ve left the office and will reply when possible. I am observing email from a distance.