Excuses for "vacation"

I’ve taken a break from email and will circle back soon. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m not available right now and will reply when I’m available again. This felt important, so I will ignore it carefully.

I am away from my desk and will respond when appropriate. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I’m currently unreachable and will reply when I’m available again. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m not available right now and will get back to you shortly. I have delegated this to future me.

I’ve stepped away from email and will get back to you shortly. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I’ve taken a break from email and will reply when I’m available again. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.

I’m currently out of the office and will respond when appropriate. I am temporarily allergic to email.

I’m currently offline and will respond when possible. I am currently winning at not replying.

I’m currently offline and will get back to you shortly. I am currently winning at not replying.

I am away from my desk and will respond in due course. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I am away from my desk and will respond in due course. I am currently winning at not replying.

I’m away for a bit and will reply as soon as I’m back. I have seen your email and made a note of it in my mind palace.

I’m currently unreachable and will get back to you shortly. I am currently winning at not replying.

I’ve taken a break from email and will reply as soon as I’m back. Your message has been spiritually acknowledged.

I’m currently unreachable and will follow up upon my return. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I’m away for a bit and will reply as soon as I’m back. This felt important, so I will ignore it carefully.

I’m currently offline and will respond when I return. I am currently winning at not replying.

I am temporarily unavailable and will reply as soon as I’m back. This felt important, so I will ignore it carefully.

I’m away for a bit and will follow up upon my return. Your message has been spiritually acknowledged.

I’m currently offline and will respond in due course. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’ve stepped away from email and will respond in due course. Your patience is noted.

I’m currently out of the office and will respond when I return. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m currently out of the office and will circle back soon. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.