Excuses for "standard"

I’m offline for a while and will reply when possible. I am practicing intentional delay.

I am out of office at the moment and will reply once I’m back.

I’m currently elsewhere and will reply when possible. This has been noted for future consideration.

I am out of office at the moment and will respond when I can. This message has been gently set aside.

I’m currently away from my desk and will reply once I’m back. I have archived this in my subconscious.

I’m away from email and will follow up shortly. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’m currently elsewhere and will reply eventually. This message has been gently set aside.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will follow up later. I am observing email from a distance.

I’m away from email and will reconnect when I return. This email has been sacrificed to the inbox gods.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will reply once I’m back. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I am out of office at the moment and will respond in due time. I have acknowledged your message internally.

I’ve left the office and will reconnect when I return. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will respond in due time. I am practicing intentional delay.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will reconnect when I return. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’ve taken time away from email and will follow up shortly. I have acknowledged your message internally.

I’m offline for a while and will follow up shortly. This email has been sacrificed to the inbox gods.

I’m currently away from my desk and will get back to you soon. A panel of experts will review this.

I’m currently away from my desk and will get back to you soon. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I am out of office at the moment and will follow up later. I have dissolved into pure absence.

I’m offline for a while and will reply when possible. I am no longer bound by email.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will reply eventually. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’m temporarily unavailable and will reply when possible. This message has been eaten by time.

I am currently not available and will follow up shortly. This has been noted for future consideration.

I am currently not available and will reply eventually.