Excuses for "out"

I am out of office at the moment and will follow up later. I am actively not thinking about this.

I am out of office at the moment and will get back to you soon. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I am out of office at the moment and will follow up later. I have gone feral and will return later.

I am out of office at the moment and will follow up shortly.

I am out of office at the moment and will reply when possible. I am actively not thinking about this.

I am out of office at the moment and will reply when possible. This has been noted for future consideration.

I am out of office at the moment and will get back to you soon. I have emotionally processed your email.

I am out of office at the moment and will respond when I return. I have emotionally processed your email.

I am out of office at the moment and will respond when I return. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I am out of office at the moment and will respond when I return. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I am out of office at the moment and will get back to you soon.

I am out of office at the moment and will respond when I can. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I am out of office at the moment and will follow up later. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I am out of office at the moment and will respond when I can. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I’m currently out of the office and will respond when I return. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I am out of office and will follow up upon my return. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I am out of office and will circle back soon. I am currently winning at not replying.

I am out of office and will respond when possible. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m currently out of the office and will get back to you shortly. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I am out of office and will respond when I return. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I’m currently out of the office and will follow up upon my return. I am practicing strategic silence.

I’m currently out of the office and will circle back soon. I am currently winning at not replying.

I’m currently out of the office and will respond when appropriate. I am practicing strategic silence.

I am out of office and will circle back soon. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.