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There once was a assistant in Ottawa who stepped away from their place…

There once was a assistant in Ottawa who stepped away from their place Their replies are delayed while time slowly passes They’ll answer when back in the race

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There once was a consultant from Portland who needed a pause from the r…

There once was a consultant from Portland who needed a pause from the race The emails pile high while time slowly passes They’ll answer when back in the race

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I've wandered away for a general break, And the ordinary workflow can w…

I've wandered away for a general break, And the ordinary workflow can wait, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this dela…

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I've wandered away for a general break, And the moodboard militia can w…

I've wandered away for a general break, And the moodboard militia can wait, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this dela…

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I've wandered away for a general break, And the service floor can keep…

I've wandered away for a general break, And the service floor can keep the beat, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this…

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I've wandered away for a general break, And the bug parade can hold the…

I've wandered away for a general break, And the bug parade can hold the fort, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this de…

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