Excuses for "vacation"

I’m currently elsewhere and will reply eventually. I am no longer bound by email.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will follow up shortly. I am observing email from a distance.

I’m away from email and will respond when I return. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’ve left the office and will follow up shortly.

I’ve left the office and will respond when I return. The void is currently handling all correspondence.

I am out of office at the moment and will get back to you soon. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’m currently away from my desk and will get back to you soon. I am existing outside normal communication channels.

I’ve left the office and will follow up later. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I’m away from email and will reconnect when I return. This message has been eaten by time.

I am currently not available and will respond when I can. I have dissolved into pure absence.

I’m currently elsewhere and will follow up later. The void is currently handling all correspondence.

I am out of office at the moment and will follow up later. I am actively not thinking about this.

I’m offline for a while and will respond when I return. I have emotionally processed your email.

I’m currently away from my desk and will respond when I return. I have emotionally processed your email.

I’ve left the office and will reply once I’m back. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I’m away from email and will get back to you soon. This has been noted for future consideration.

I’ve taken time away from email and will follow up shortly. This message has been gently set aside.

I’m currently away from my desk and will reply once I’m back. A pigeon has been notified.

I’ve taken time away from email and will follow up shortly. I have gone feral and will return later.

I am out of office at the moment and will reply when possible. I am actively not thinking about this.

I’m away from email and will respond when I can. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m currently away from my desk and will respond in due time. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I am currently not available and will follow up shortly. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I’m away from email and will reconnect when I return. I am actively not thinking about this.