Excuses for "vacation"

I am out of office at the moment and will follow up shortly. I have acknowledged your message internally.

I’m away from email and will reply when possible. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I am out of office at the moment and will respond when I can. A panel of experts will review this.

I’m currently elsewhere and will respond when I return. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will respond when I return. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m currently away from my desk and will respond when I return. This message has been eaten by time.

I am currently not available and will respond in due time. I am existing outside normal communication channels.

I am currently not available and will get back to you soon. This has been noted for future consideration.

I’ve left the office and will get back to you soon.

I am out of office at the moment and will respond when I return. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will follow up later.

I’m away from email and will reply eventually.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reply once I’m back. I have submitted this to an imaginary committee.

I’m currently away from my desk and will reply when possible. I am actively not thinking about this.

I am out of office at the moment and will reply when possible.

I am currently not available and will follow up later. I have dissolved into pure absence.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will reply once I’m back. I am practicing intentional delay.

I am currently not available and will respond when I can.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will respond when I return. I am practicing intentional delay.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reconnect when I return. This has been noted for future consideration.

I’m offline for a while and will reply when possible.

I’m offline for a while and will follow up later. This has been noted for future consideration.

I’m currently elsewhere and will reconnect when I return. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’m offline for a while and will reply once I’m back. I am practicing intentional delay.