Excuses for "burnout"

I’ve stepped away from email and will circle back soon. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m not available right now and will follow up upon my return. Your patience is noted.

I’ve stepped away from email and will respond when possible. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I am away from my desk and will respond when I return. I am practicing strategic silence.

I’ve taken a break from email and will circle back soon. Your patience is noted.

I’m currently offline and will respond when I return.

I am out of office and will respond in due course. I have delegated this to future me.

I am away from my desk and will follow up upon my return. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I am away from my desk and will respond when appropriate.

I’m currently offline and will circle back soon. I am practicing strategic silence.

I am out of office and will respond when appropriate. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I’m currently offline and will respond when possible. Your patience is noted.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond when appropriate. I have seen your email and made a note of it in my mind palace.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond when appropriate. Your patience is noted.

I’ve taken a break from email and will reply when I’m available again. I have delegated this to future me.

I’m currently out of the office and will circle back soon. Your patience is noted.

I’ve stepped away from email and will respond when possible. Your patience is noted.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond when I return.

I’ve taken a break from email and will circle back soon. I have seen your email and made a note of it in my mind palace.

I am away from my desk and will get to this later. I am temporarily allergic to email.

I’ve stepped away from email and will respond when I return. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.

I am out of office and will follow up upon my return. I have delegated this to future me.

I’m currently unreachable and will circle back soon. I have delegated this to future me.

I am out of office and will respond when appropriate. Your patience is noted.