Excuses for "general-absence"

I’m currently offline and will circle back soon. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I’ve stepped away from email and will respond when I return. I am practicing strategic silence.

I’m not available right now and will get back to you shortly. Your patience is noted.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond when I return. Your patience is noted.

I’m away for a bit and will respond when possible. This felt important, so I will ignore it carefully.

I am away from my desk and will respond when appropriate. Your patience is noted.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond when possible.

I’ve taken a break from email and will get back to you shortly. Your patience is noted.

I’ve stepped away from email and will respond when I return. Your patience is noted.

I’m away for a bit and will respond when possible.

I’m not available right now and will get back to you shortly.

I’m not available right now and will circle back soon. Your message has been spiritually acknowledged.

I am away from my desk and will follow up upon my return. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I am out of office and will respond when possible. I have delegated this to future me.

I’ve stepped away from email and will follow up upon my return. Your message has been spiritually acknowledged.

I am out of office and will get back to you shortly. I am currently winning at not replying.

I am temporarily unavailable and will circle back soon. I have seen your email and made a note of it in my mind palace.

I’m not available right now and will respond in due course. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond when possible. I am practicing strategic silence.

I am temporarily unavailable and will reply when I’m available again. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I am away from my desk and will respond when appropriate. I am temporarily allergic to email.

I am temporarily unavailable and will reply as soon as I’m back. Your patience is noted.

I’m out of office. Try again later, but differently.

I’m currently unavailable and enjoying the silence.