Excuses for "burnout"

I’m currently elsewhere and will reply when possible. I am observing email from a distance.

I’m currently away from my desk and will get back to you soon. I am observing email from a distance.

I’m currently away from my desk and will reply when possible. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I am out of office at the moment and will reply eventually. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m offline for a while and will respond when I can. The void is currently handling all correspondence.

I’ve left the office and will follow up shortly. I am observing email from a distance.

I’ve left the office and will reconnect when I return. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m currently away from my desk and will follow up shortly. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’ve taken time away from email and will get back to you soon. I am actively not thinking about this.

I’ve left the office and will reply when possible. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will follow up later. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I am currently not available and will respond when I return. I have acknowledged your message internally.

I’m currently out of the office and will follow up upon my return. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I am away from my desk and will respond when I return. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I’m currently unreachable and will respond when I return.

I’m not available right now and will respond when possible. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m not available right now and will get to this later. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I am temporarily unavailable and will reply when I’m available again. I have seen your email and made a note of it in my mind palace.

I’m currently unreachable and will respond in due course. I am currently winning at not replying.

I am temporarily unavailable and will get to this later. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’ve taken a break from email and will get to this later. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I’m not available right now and will respond when possible. This felt important, so I will ignore it carefully.

I’m currently out of the office and will respond when possible. I am practicing strategic silence.

I am away from my desk and will reply as soon as I’m back. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.