Excuses for "general-absence"

I am temporarily unavailable and will reply when I’m available again. This felt important, so I will ignore it carefully.

I’m away for a bit and will respond when possible. I have seen your email and made a note of it in my mind palace.

I am out of office and will respond when possible. Your patience is noted.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond when appropriate. I am practicing strategic silence.

I am out of office and will respond when possible. I have seen your email and made a note of it in my mind palace.

I am away from my desk and will follow up upon my return. Your patience is noted.

I’m currently unreachable and will respond when I return. I am practicing strategic silence.

I’ve taken a break from email and will get to this later. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m currently offline and will respond when I return. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.

I am away from my desk and will respond when I return. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.

I’m not available right now and will reply when I’m available again. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I am out of office and will respond when I return. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m away for a bit and will reply when I’m available again. I am currently winning at not replying.

I am away from my desk and will get back to you shortly. I have seen your email and made a note of it in my mind palace.

I’m currently out of the office and will respond when I return. I have delegated this to future me.

I am out of office and will get back to you shortly. I have seen your email and made a note of it in my mind palace.

I’m currently out of the office and will respond in due course. I have delegated this to future me.

I’m currently unreachable and will get to this later. I am temporarily allergic to email.

I’ve stepped away from email and will reply when I’m available again. Your patience is noted.

I’m not available right now and will get to this later. Your patience is noted.

I am temporarily unavailable and will follow up upon my return. I am temporarily allergic to email.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond in due course. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’ve stepped away from email and will respond when appropriate. I am currently winning at not replying.

I am temporarily unavailable and will circle back soon. This felt important, so I will ignore it carefully.