Excuses for "parental leave"

I am currently not available and will respond when I return. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I’m away from email and will follow up shortly. I am observing email from a distance.

I’ve left the office and will respond when I can.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reconnect when I return. I am actively not thinking about this.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will respond in due time. This has been noted for future consideration.

I’m away from email and will follow up later. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I am out of office at the moment and will respond when I return. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I’m currently elsewhere and will respond in due time. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m currently elsewhere and will follow up shortly. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m away from email and will respond when I return. This has been handed off to destiny.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will reply when possible. The void is currently handling all correspondence.

I’m offline for a while and will respond when I return. This message has been gently set aside.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will follow up shortly. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m offline for a while and will follow up shortly. This message has been gently set aside.

I’m currently elsewhere and will reconnect when I return. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I’ve left the office and will reply once I’m back. This message has been eaten by time.

I’ve left the office and will get back to you soon. This is now in the hands of fate.

I’m currently elsewhere and will follow up later. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I’m away from email and will reply once I’m back.

I’ve taken time away from email and will get back to you soon. I am existing outside normal communication channels.

I’ve left the office and will respond when I can. I am observing email from a distance.

I am currently not available and will get back to you soon. I have emotionally processed your email.

I’m currently elsewhere and will respond when I return. I have submitted this to an imaginary committee.

I am currently not available and will follow up shortly. Your message will be handled accordingly.