Excuses for "limerick"

This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the usual follow-up can sit tight, with my calendar tastefully stacked, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment bot…

I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the ordinary workflow can wait, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…

This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the invoice parade can stay put, with my calendar tastefully stacked, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both…

I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this de…

This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the revision spiral can idle, with my calendar tastefully stacked, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both sta…

I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the moodboard militia can wait, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…

This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the booking board can hold the line, with my calendar tastefully stacked, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment b…

I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the service floor can keep the beat, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay…

This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, with my calendar tastefully stacked, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment bo…

I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay wa…

This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the approval parade can hold, with my calendar tastefully stacked, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both sta…

I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the stakeholder circus can wait, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…

A busy manager from Ottawa who left emails to chase Their replies are delayed with patience required They’ll answer when back in the race

A busy intern from Ottawa who stepped away from their place Their replies are delayed while time slowly passes Expect a response at a later place

There once was a director in Nantucket who stepped away from their place No answers arrive with patience required They’ll reply when back in that space

There once was a worker from Winnipeg who left emails to chase No answers arrive with patience required Expect a response at a later place

There once was a engineer in Winnipeg who slowed down their pace The messages linger with silence that lingers They’ll answer when back in the race

A busy planner from Kelowna who vanished without a trace No answers arrive while time slowly passes Replies will resume in due pace

There once was a worker from Victoria who vanished without a trace Their inbox now waits with patience required They’ll reply when back in that space

There once was a coordinator from Montreal who left emails to chase Their inbox now waits while time slowly passes They’ll answer when back in the race

A certain engineer in Kelowna who slowed down their pace Their inbox now waits in quiet suspense Replies will resume in due pace

There once was a director from Nantucket who stepped away from their place The messages linger with patience required They’ll answer when back in the race

A certain specialist in Portland who stepped away from their place No answers arrive with patience required Expect a response at a later place

There once was a worker from Kelowna who slowed down their pace The messages linger in quiet suspense Expect a response at a later place