Excuses for "general-absence"

I’m currently elsewhere and will reconnect when I return. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m currently away from my desk and will follow up shortly. I am observing email from a distance.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will follow up shortly. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I’ve taken time away from email and will get back to you soon. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’m not available right now and will circle back soon. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I am away from my desk and will get back to you shortly. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I’m currently out of the office and will follow up upon my return. I am practicing strategic silence.

I am away from my desk and will circle back soon. I have seen your email and made a note of it in my mind palace.

I am temporarily unavailable and will follow up upon my return. Your message has been spiritually acknowledged.

I am temporarily unavailable and will circle back soon. Your message has been spiritually acknowledged.

I’m not available right now and will reply as soon as I’m back. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I am out of office and will follow up upon my return. I am currently winning at not replying.

I’m currently out of the office and will circle back soon. This felt important, so I will ignore it carefully.

I’m currently unreachable and will respond when I return. I am temporarily allergic to email.

I am away from my desk and will respond when appropriate. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond when appropriate. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I’m currently unreachable and will reply as soon as I’m back. I have seen your email and made a note of it in my mind palace.

I am temporarily unavailable and will get back to you shortly. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I’m currently out of the office and will respond when appropriate. This felt important, so I will ignore it carefully.

I am away from my desk and will get to this later. I am practicing strategic silence.

I’m not available right now and will respond when appropriate. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I’m currently out of the office and will respond when possible. I am currently winning at not replying.

I am away from my desk and will get back to you shortly. I am currently winning at not replying.

I am temporarily unavailable and will follow up upon my return. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.